Frog Joke

[John Pearson]

A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her
name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,

so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."

The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit
Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager.
Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also
some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain
elephant and hands it to her.

The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager.
'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow
$30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is
about?"

The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack,
give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'