The Purple Martin Society, NA -- Meaningless Bird Facts

When humans talk, they all sound alike. blah, blah, blah, blah. Purple Martins, on the other hand, have an organized agenda.		Humans ask such bird-brain questions. I tell them to read The Scout Report On-Line and not to bother me.
What's my take on humans? Well, that's an easy one. They aren't all they're 'quacked' up to be.		Humans dress funny to impress people. Me... I'm a "Natural-born Purple Parrot". I'm often mistaken for a Purple Martin.
Humans have bad eating habits. I keep "dropping little hints" around reminding them how awful birds taste.	Always on the look-out, Professor Bird Brain's crack Field Staff uncovered these #?%! One Smart Duck PM Olympics	Humans are really 'kids' at heart that often need a reminder to help others. This fellow seems to have a good side (somewhere).